Why Christ Hates Rapture Fanatics / Rapture Paradox




Listen you guys, NOBODY wants The Christians to get Calgoned 



  more than me. Do you know how many problems that would solve? There would instantly be world peace. There would be nobody to harass the Libtards 




The Satanists would be free to have their stupid Baphomet statues everywhere




Science would advance at least 6000 years




Old People would still have money and this cunt would be gone




And think of all the resources it would free up




We could turn Churches into brothels and homeless shelters




Incels and the destitute won't really care about GOD until they are laid and fed - IN JESUS' NAME


 But sadly, this will NOT HAPPEN. No matter how many people read Tim Lahaye




It simply is not very CHRISTIAN to be a RAGING PUSSY, and GOD wants you to know this. 

The RAPTURE PARADOX is: If Christians bail on Tribulation that would make Earth... Heaven. 


Do you remember this?



Yeah, a bunch of FIRST WORLD Christians who are not REALLY suffering thought a Sky-Hippie was going to float down and dole out Antigravity Light Bodies



And this just does not line up with what he said:


Christians (Pre-tribs anyway) always say they’ll be out of here before the BAD GUY shows up, yet there’s this bit:


I get it though. Between GAYS, BILLS, and incessant AI SLOP, who wouldn’t want to bail on EARTH?


The ACTUAL CHOSEN, that’s who.


Those folks who gladly suffer through a world of sorrows with no regard for their cushy lifestyle. Folks who would rather be left behind to see what happens, and to help out.

Folks that figured out that the rapture is actually for THE WICKED:



Folks that went ahead and read those banned books…



After all, the MEEK will inherit the Earth, correct?

The real reason Jesus (as Omega Lion, me) hates Rapture Fanatics isn’t so much because they are self-righteous, holier-than-thou pussies, it’s because they rob me of agency.



I have more important, earthly things to do than this:



The “FIRMAMENT” Fanatics are even more retarded…



We ALL want to live in a utopia - except Ahriman and Mantids lol…




JK, They're Cool



But the current Babylon Bullshit needs to be destroyed thoroughly first, and that requires 

a bit more kinetics than I can provide:










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